Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala .
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Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the  lungi.
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Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
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Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.
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What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
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Which Computer does a Mallu have ?
Pendium.
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Why Does a Mallu go to Temple ?
To Bray.
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Why does a Mallu cross the road ?
zimbly .
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What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.
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Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
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Who found out that?
His andy.
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What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
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What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
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Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?
Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
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Why Kerala is the most highly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala.
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Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
They are ready to do yennything for menney.
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20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,
40 Malayalis you will receive appams,
Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field
behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of
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Courtesy: fwd'ed mail from Breedham (Oops!! Preetham)